Welcome one and all to the launch of NGD’s new website. It might not win any technical awards or have any fancy doohickeys using the newest version of html. But it was build with love…and some hate and possibly a bit of malice. Standard fare then! Feel free to click around and peruse the painstakingly written portions of the site. Various sections describe, in overwrought and poorly contrived English, what NGD is along with the how, the who, the sometimes why and possibly some other things that probably shouldn’t have been included.

Um, should you find yourself convulsing on the floor, be aware that it was not our fault and you should probably see a doctor. Likewise, if your computer combusts this was also not our fault and we should not be…NAY, cannot be sued since our server is actively run on drones flying over international waters. These drones are of course armed. With um, missiles, high caliber guns, lasers, biological weapons and chocolates. You know the ones. They come in boxes and you can’t tell what kind they are since the instruction manual uses some regional dialect of Turkmenistan and they all look different but are ALL, somehow, actually those semi-disgusting cherry filled ones. These chocolates may or may not also be the biological weapons.