A little back story to the why. Recently Kevin Kolb, a bit of a journeyman QB in the NFL, signed with the Buffalo Bills and suggested that in doing so they were now a Super Bowl contender. The what of this little story is the following…
On April 8th, at 9:03 pm EST, in front of witnesses, Delovof did so vow to eat his own feces if the Buffalo Bills win Super Bowl XLVIII.
A couple of additional notes to The Vow must also be made:
- He will pay for a steak dinner for those of us who witnessed the making of The Vow.
- We’ll do our best to either live stream it or record and post it should this come to pass.
- Del does get to choose the temperature of the fecal matter and it is to be his own excrement and not some provided by the witnesses.
That about does it for this post. The last thing I’ll add is that Super Bowl XLVIII is going to be the first outdoors, cold climate, Super Bowl in 38 years. Oh, and at the very least, make the playoffs Buffalo. I know you haven’t managed it since 1999 when the Music City Miracle bent you over the bleachers. I also know you haven’t won a playoff game since ’95. But you were great once, you had four Super Bowl appearances in a row! Believe in yourself Buffalo! If you make it to the Super Bowl I’ll cheer for you even if you’re playing against a collection of Last Wish children.