Sadly it launches at ass backwards 3am EST. The game is literally sitting on my computer, installed and ready at this very minute. But because some asstarded retailers want unified launches I’ve got to wait. Penny Arcade addressed this late last week. It doesn’t really make sense anymore to bind product releases to out of date business practices. Digital distribution has succeeded in both gaming and other markets because it offers greater availability on demand. Placing an artificial limitation on customer access just kind of dimly flickers as a holdover relic of the past. But, whatever I guess. I have to wait because I don’t have a choice. As a result my plan to survive until launch consists almost entirely of playing “the floor is made of lava”.
Aaahhhh, nostalgic childhood stuff.

